I crashed into Hanson

Floating Hansons

Laundry detergent?

Hanson in the United Kingdom

2 Hour Tour

Moving, Painting, and a Road Trip

If Only This Was Real

The Glass Dome

Tunnel of Love

I am on my way to a Hanson concert...don't ask me how I know...I just know...I am driving a green(yuck!) minivan. Suddenly out of no where this red bus comes and smashes into my little minivan. Somehow I leave the car without a single scratch (but the car is seriously wrecked). I start yelling at the guy driving and I see him crying. Suddenly three kids come out of the bus and to my surprise (not...) it's Hanson. Before I can start telling them what a lousy driver they have they start singing "Save Me"! Believing that I am being ignored and without the desire of wanting to see Hanson again (don't ask me how that could happen) I start walking back home. Then somebody grabs me by the arm. I turn around and see Ike. He says: "Don't worry sis. You'll get you car back. And we'll stop singing. Just come..." He called me "sis"! I get into the van and sit next to the lousy driver. I fall asleep (in the dream). When I wake up I find myself in front of a house. Not my house but somebody else's. Zac is sitting on the driver's seat. He looks at me and says: "Good, you woke up. The show was cancelled. Where do you want me to take you?". Unaware that he probably doesn't have a liscence I tell him: "The Airport. And you're leaving with me." He says: "Cool." And we drove away.....

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First thing I realize I'm running away from some guards and then I see this really big mansion and my friend Shelly steps out and says "in here". I run in and she shuts the door behind me and I turn to thank her and she's wearing really expensive clothes and then her mum walks in and says "Your right in time Elyse oh my you wouldn't want Hanson seeing you like that!" and throws me a dress. I'm really confused at that moment and she says "you can get dressed in there" and she points to a door. I go in there and get dressed into this shimmering blue dress with diamonds on the bottom and it has no sleaves. I come out and Shelly is waiting 4 me and I say "Shelly don't you hate Hanson?" (she does in real life) and she goes "yes but mother is a reporter now I'll be outside if any one needs me" and she walks off her mum then turns to me and says "there in the anti-gravity room you can go in there now I've finished questioning them" and she opens up a door and Hanson is inside floating around. I then step in and Hanson all say hello to me I blush and say hi back and then as Zac floats past me he grabs my hand and we float around together. Zac then turns to me and says "your cute" and then I'm ripped away by Taylor who just gaves at me then Zac comes back over and takes my other hand and we float around 4 a while. And then suddenly Taylor and Zac suddenly kiss me on the cheeks. Then they all start singing you never know and they all float over to their instruments but Isaac stays around and talks to me a little then when the song is over to his grabs his guitar and they all start singing this time around and they all say come on sing to me I start singing and their shocked by my voice then they ask me to join their band I say yes and then Taylor and I start making out and then it all ends! And it was just getting good too!

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My friend Becky and I went to a Hanson concert at a near by facility. We were way at the top, we could hardly see. But we were having the time of our lives. Then the band goes off stage and I start to look around and I see Zac sitting behind us with his drums. I turn around and I'm panicking and I ask him " Can I hug you" while I'm getting closer. He said sure but before I did he said for me to go with him. So I did. He led me to this store we went inside and he led me to the back of it. I was wondering what was going on but not saying a word I continued. I was taken to a place full of laundry detergent and he says " Oops.... I have to go finish the concert." He climbs up through a vent and leaves me there. I can't get out because everything is locked. So I start to cry for 3 reasons: 1) I'm missing the best concert in the world, 2) I just met Zac Hanson!!! 3) I can't get out.

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I am staying in a hotel somewhere in the USA, I know not where. I am walking down a corridor of rooms, as one would usually do in any average hotel. As I walk, in front of me was Isaac Hanson just walking out a room calling that he would be back with the tubs of ice cream from the superstore-come-tuck shop. We meet in which he says "hi" and I say "hi" also. We start talking and I mention that Hanson is my favorite band. The penny drops, as it were, and he invites me to his hotel room after collecting the tubs of ice cream. Obviously, I agree. Ike and I enter his hotel room after collecting the ice cream. The entire Hanson household is there: Taylor is sitting on the couch reading a book (naturally) and Zac and the remainder of the little Hansonians are sitting, lying or squatting on the bed playing some sort of game. Zac greets me in his usual mad way and I ask what the family's doing in which they reply that they're semi-bored. I suggest that they come to my room and watch lots of videos. They agree and the entire Hanson family mob out of their room, down some stairs and into my room. I have no idea where my parents or brother are but wherever they are, they'd better be out long since I have my favorite band and their family around for some prime British entertainment. The first video out the bag is "Great Snooker moments of all time". I can tell they were rather disappointed for the entire selection of videos that I have - Zac was especially sorely unimpressed. They were American, they had probably never heard of Snooker. (For the benefit of the Americans - Snooker is a British sport, which is similar to Pool. The object is to win frames (racks) by building breaks (runs), and scoring points. The table is larger than a Pool table, the balls are slightly larger, the pockets are smaller, the baize is always green and the cloth is much faster, making Snooker quite possibly more difficult than Pool.) Anyway, Hanson and myself watch some of the greatest Snooker moments of all time e.g. The first televised century break by Joe Davis in 1964, the first televised 147 maximum break by Steve Davis in 1982, the Benson and Hedges Final between Stephen Hendry and Mark Williams in 1998 and the World Championship Final between Steve Davis and Dennis Taylor in 1985. Afterwards, Hanson seemed to have settled into the video 'agenda' so the next video was "Sounds of the 80's". The Hanson's went back to their original state since their favorite decades were the 50's and 60's; my favorite decade is the 80's. We watched anyway and they seemed to settle and started to like some of the classic 80's songs e.g. "keyleigh" by Marillion, "I'll find my way home" by Jon and Vengelis, "The power of love" by Frankie goes to Hollywood and "Too shy" By Kajagoogoo. After the end of the video, the Hanson family were getting a bit excited by what was in store - it even grabbed Zac's undivided attention! Our next vid was "The 100 greatest TV ads" - the 100 best British television adverts voted for by viewers of Channel 4. We watched classics like the British Airways Face, Yellow Pages (Fly-fishing by J.R. Hartley) and the no. 1 TV Ad, Strongbow (Good things come to those who...wait). At this time, the Hanson residents were becoming really excited by the final video of the selection - "The 100 greatest TV moments" - similar to the ads, this time, the 100 best moments from British TV voted by viewers from Channel 4. Ike, Tay, Zac, Avie, Mac, Zoe, Walker, Diana, Jess and myself watched true favorites such as the very first advert (Gibbs S.R. Toothpaste), Eastenders (Dirty Den divorcing Angie), the fall of the Berlin Wall and the no. 1 TV moment - the first man on the moon. After all that the Hanson's pay their good-byes, saying what a good time they had had leaving me with an everlasting memory.

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I was in my room chillin' out, listinin' to THIS TIME AROUND, daydreaming about Taylor Hanson. Then, I heard someone banging on my door. I was jerked from my daydream and back into reality. "Malia," my mom yelled thru the door, "There are three guys downstairs that came to visit you." "Okay, mom, be down in a sec!!" I hollered back. I checked myself in the mirror (in case the guys happened to be cute) I came barreling down the stairs, and who should I run into (litterally) but one of the guys "Oh, I'm so sorry," I said, embarrased out of my mind. "It's okay, I'm glad that I was there to catch you" His voice sounded strangely fimiliar, but I couldn't put my finger on exactly who it was. Then I looked up. "Omigod, you're TAYLOR HANSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I practically yelled in his face. "In the flesh" He responded cooly, "Well, I may as well get strait down to buisness." "and?" I prompted. "You and your friend Amy were the only ones who sent in a video of your all's group singing for Disney's TWO HOUR TOUR, so you all are going to be opening for our concert in Lexington this weekend" "You're serious, aren't you?" "Yes he is" said Zac, as he and Ike came out of the sitting room. "Oh, yeah, and I meant to give you this a minute ago", Tay said, "but I was rudely interupted" he said, glaring at his two brothers. And then he pulled me close to him and kissed me hard on the lips. He kissed me so hard that my ears rang. Then I realized that it wasn't my ears ringing, it was my alarm clock going off to wake me up for school

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I was dreaming that my mom had just moved to Tulsa Oklahoma to start teaching there for major $$$$. So of course I was hopping up and down waiting to see if I could me Hanson. As we're driving there I notice that there is this huge tour van in front of us with an Oklahoma license tag. I'm from Kansas so we stay behind it even until we get to our house. Then as we pull in it stops at the house next door; where of course Hanson gets out. Now, instead of keeping it inside and not screaming. I totally freak out, saying " I love you, I love you." Then I totally stop and go back to my house. We unpack our stuff then I immediately go out to our backyard to see if any of the Hansons are there. Nobody's outside so I just decide to look at their backyard. It was the most gorgeous backyard I have ever seen; well simply because Hanson was living there. I don't sneak into the backyard; but I stare at the soccer ball lying in the middle, wondering if one of them has kicked it. Then the dream skips to a week later when I actually have gotten the nerve to ask Taylor if he has any art supplies. I knock on the door and this big scary guy answers it (probably the dad); I nervously ask "Is Taylor there?", the man yells "Taylor, that girl from next door wants to talk to you.". I hear a thump thump thump then Taylor answers the door. Of course he just has to look cute and everything so it makes it even harder for my shy self to answer the door. So, I just say in a nerdy way,"Taylor do you like art? Because I need a few art supplies, and I was wondering if you had any.", I sort of there staring at him then get to my normal self. Taylor slowly backs away from the door then comes back with blue, green, and plaid paint? After receiving these I say, "Thank you, sorry I was such a creep earlier, I've never lived by anyone that I knew his name before I moved here. It's sort of hard for a fan to meet Hanson and stay cool at the same time.". Taylor smiled and said! "That's ok, at least you don't steal any of our stuff or break any of it.". We said goodbye and I headed for my house happy. The next scene I have just painted this picture with a girl in plaid kissing a guy in blue. Of course one looks like me, while the other looks like Taylor. Then I send my painting to a gallery in Tulsa and it is accepted right away. Of course Hanson is coming to the event. I dress up really nice and look my best (of course in my dreams I look really good). All these guys are staring at me when the door burst open and Hanson comes walking in. I wave hi and they come over to me. "Thanks for coming!" I say in a cool manner, not showing how excited I am. "No problemrino!" says Zac, who is for some strange reason wearing a mask. I guide them over to the painting that is covered by a sheet. Then some stupid art person bumps into it revealing the painting. Everybody is aahing at the picture while I decide to run. Then of course Taylor starts chasing after me, then I fall down and am really embarrassed. "Kira that is a beautiful painting!", I look at him sarcastically and say, "Are you just saying that because you feel sorry, or do you really care?". Taylor then comes over, picks me up and says, "Kira you are one of the most beautiful, talented person I know. And, I think that you have changed my life in the most positive ways." After he said that he kissed me on the cheek and went back to talk with his family. I walked inside and started chatting with people who said they adored my painting. When the showcase was over I was waiting outside for the limo that was going to pick me up when Taylor came outside. "Hi Taylor, how was the showcase?.", Taylor stared back at me and said, "It was ok, but I need a ride home the bus has already left.","Well, you can get a ride in my limo! Sorry if I sound excited, I really like to ride in these things." We get in the limo and then it shows us inside. Taylor puts his arm around me and says,"Do we really need to talk?" He then slowly leans in to give me a kiss. I close my eyes and we finally kiss all the way home. I feel like I am in the air, and that I have found a man that has changed my life forever, and I could see him for what he really was. We walked to our separate houses and waved goodbye. Then it goes to the next day. My mom has gotten to know their mom so we decide to go on a vacation together. We all start packing, and then we get to go in the big tour bus. I sit by Taylor and we watch Zac play Mortal Combat. We give each other this romantic look and fall asleep. We arrive at this wonderful mountain area, and Taylor and I go exploring; stopping along the way to see how far we have gone. The view is wonderful and Taylor and I are so in love. We find a cave (don't worry we don't do anything), and it's late so we decide to sleep there. I'm just resting on Taylor and loving every moment so deeply. The dream slowly fades away with us kissing and just thinking about all we've been through.

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My mom thought it was a good idea to send me to her old college roommate's house for the summer. I was mad because I would be away from all my friends. We where at the airport when I brought up the fact that I would be all alone. My mom said not to worry because Sally had invited her nephews to stay for the summer too. All I thought was that I was going to be surrounded by total strangers which happened to be guys. You switch to a silent view of me seating myself down in the plane. I look out the window and decide to take out my scrapbook, which was dedicated to all my poems about Hanson. This lady walks up to me and asks if I would like something to drink. I told her I wanted a Dr. Pepper. She comes back and looks at my scrapbook. She makes this comment about how they are so nice. I say I guess they are, I never meet them. She started to say something but was cut off because she was called to the back. I had continued to look at my scrapbook when she came back. She told me if I wanted to meet them. I said of course! I thought she was just asking me just to ask me. But she pulled me up and dragged me up the aisle. I asked her what is she doing? She replied that she was taking me to meet Hanson. I suddenly became numb. I told her I didn't want to go through with this. She just said to stop being silly. With my free hand I started to brush my hair frantically. I suddenly realized that I hated what I was wearing. But it was to late, I could already see the outline of their heads. By the time I knew it I was in front of them. I heard the lady introduce me. In slow motion I saw Ike, Tay, and Zac stand up and shake my hand. I couldn't help but notice that Tay had spilled water on his shirt when I arrived. He had turned red when he caught me staring. Then I turned red. While everything whirled by the only thing that made sense was Taylor's eyes and I. I blanked out after that, bringing me back sitting in I guess was Sally's car. I wasn't really paying attention but I heard her say something about going to her office. I just nodded. She noticed my spaced out mood and asked if something happened on the plane ride. I nodded and simply said, "I met Hanson". She looked at me and started to say something but stopped. The next scene went by fast. It's when I'm at her office. And she is on the phone asking if the person on the other line had a good flight. Next scene is when we are pulling into her driveway. I notice how big her house is. By that time I had gotten over the fact about leaving home and was re-playing the scene on the plane. As we were walking into the house Sally told me to go ahead and sit in the living room. Of course she didn't bother to tell me where it was at, so I had to go exploring. It wasn't hard, I just followed the t.v sounds. As I walked into the doorway I noticed Ike sitting in the far right chair. I let out this little squeak. Before I knew it all three of them where standing there, just staring at me. I couldn't move. Then my mom's friend walks in smiling and simply says "Krystal, you've met my nephews right?" *And that was my dream. I still haven't had the other part come to me. But when I do I will surely post it here.

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I was stood in the middle of a large glass dome, in a huge tropical garden....thing. I heard people crying, and so I turned round, and behind me was this huge line of people all dressed in black crying their eyes out. I too began to cry, and suddenly someone waved and pointed towards the direction I had faced first. I turned round and an ocean (?!) had appeared under the dome...weird, I know. 3 capsules were drifting out to sea, with "Ike", "Tay" and "Zac" written on them...Oh no! Hanson were dead! "But they can't die" I hear you cry, well.... I shut my eyes, and when I opened them again I was back in the garden again. Through the trees I could see a small group of people talking, and could hear them laughing, so I went through to this clearing, and voila! Hanson were there, laughing and joking with other people. "Sarah!" tay yelled, and ran over to me, and dragged me to the crowd. Zac was stood with his arm around this woman, about a foot taller than him, and, from what I could gather, she was his girlfriend, and she was 22 years old!!! Next thing I knew, I was layed out in another clearing, surrounded by palm trees, on a double bed! Tay was layed next to me (*swoon*)and we were chatting, and laughing...I can't remember what about. Suddenly Ike came in, and started trying to say something to us, but I couldn't understand what he was saying, until, all of a sudden, Zac and his girlfriend appeared with...a...BABY? she'd just given birth that day? Now peeps, that's not one of my weirdest dreams, but it was Pretty strange none the less!

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In my dream I was at this my best friend Ashlyne. I looked next to me and there was another person. They went "Are ya ready Patty, Ashlyne?" and I was like "Ready for what?" and the girl goes "to meet Zac, Tay, and Ike! DUH! We've been planning for like 3 months for you to come over!" and I went "Okay" cause I had nooooo idea what she was talking about. So I said. "I forgot, how many brother and sisters do you have again? and how old are they." and she sighs and goes "Zoe is 3, Mack is almost 8, Avery is almost 10, Zac is 14, Tay is 17, and Ike is 19." and I was like "Okay." so we went inside and ashlyne gasped and runs to Taylor and kisses him. And I was like "what the heck!" anyways I went up to Zac and said, "Hi, I'm Patty." and he goes "I know who you are!" and I said "oh yeah" like I knew what he was talking about. Then all of a sudden he held my hand and we were standing in line somewhere and I said "zac what are we doing here?" and he goes "we're goin' into the tunnel of love...cause Tay dared us remember?" and I said "Oh, yeah!" and then we got on the boat ride and in the middle of it Zac goes "hey Patty you're really pretty." and I said "Thanks, I really like you Zac..." and he kissed me. Then I was in the middle of a graveyard, Zac was nowhere I could see so I was like...okay yeah, and Taylor was crying. I looked at the tombstone in front of me and it said 'Zachary Walker Hanson, son of Walker and Diana Hanson, friend of everyone' and I started crying and then Taylor took me in his arms and kissed me gently and then I woke up. Doesn't that suck sooooo bad? I wake up RIGHT AFTER TAYLOR KISSED ME!!

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